What the fuck?? ok, i bought tickets about a week ago. Today, I bought me a burrito, a six pack, and thought i was gonna have a good time. BUT... I was very dissapointed. Ok, lets start with the fact that making a movie about wolverine's past was excellent. That being said, how fucking dare you not make the blades look even somewhat realistic? Seriously? are you fucking joking? And what the hell, Gambit was barely in the fucking movie! That was supposed to be the best parts. And only under 2 hours? Come the fuck on! All in all though, i must admit that the movie was mediocre at best. But I believe that I must watch it one more time simply because a few things went wrong from the get-go. Allow me to elaborate...
1: If you are over 300 lbs, REFRAIN from going to the god damn movies! If you can't help your fat ass self from going, sit in the last fucking row you fat piece of shit with a head the size of the motherfucking screen!!!
2: If something is slightly funny; it's ok to chuckle a bit, giggle perhaps, hiss even... but some shit is just not that fucking funny! You do not need to laugh so fucking loud at it!
3: If you're taking a burrito into the movies, make sure you buy that shit seconds before you get there. Otherwise, that shit will be extremely cold and ruin your night. Trust me.
4: If you decide to sneak in some bears with that burrito, make DAMN sure you put ice in your wifes purse cause that shit gets warm as fuck pretty damn quickly. And, however many beers you think you will need for a movie, bring about 6 more.
Well, to be honest, the movie may have been alright. Perhaps I am being too harsh. I will have to see it a few more times before I make up my mind. But seeing it with my wife, that was the only good part about tonight.
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Hey Danny don't talk about your uncle Hector that way he can go to the movies too....haha
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